Monday, June 23, 2008

Indiana Jones 4 - The Abridged Script

I've written about before, but when I read their latest masterpiece, an abridged script of Indiana Jones 4, I couldn't stop laughing. Here's a sample:

What are we doing in the Amazon?

Cate wants to return the Crystal MacGuffin to the ancient City of Gold.

City of Gold? Isn’t that what Nicolas Cage was looking for in National Treasure 2? Are we seriously getting the plot for our shitty sequel to Indiana Jones by ripping off the plot of a shitty sequel to a shitty knock-off of Indiana Jones? I feel like that should unravel the space-time continuum or something.

Check out the entire piece here

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