Showing posts with label Bad Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Movies. Show all posts

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Awful trailer for "New Moon" is out

I have to admit that I have never read any of the Twilight books and never saw the first film, but I think I can safely say this trailer is awful. From the wooden acting that would make George Lucas proud, to the terrible CGI at the end, this just doesn't do anything for me. Of course, I am not a 14 year old teenage girl, and it will make more money in the opening weekend than I will ever make in my entire life, but I'm not bitter that stuff like this gets greenlit.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

For my 700th post - I give you the best, worst movie in the world

I have a soft spot in my heart for bad movies. Like REALLY bad movies. Movies so bad that your brain melts like a Nazi gazing into the Ark of the Covenant. Movies like "Nice Girls Don't Explode" and "Shark Attack 3". Movies that a group of friends create their own MST3K of it. Movies that make you hate yourself in the morning and no amount of soap will make the guilt of liking that movie go away. Movies where Deborah Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas star, and a shark leaps out of the ocean to eat a 747 jet while in flight. Movies like "Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus"  Who wants to come over to my house, eat "TGI Friday's" chips, cheap pizza, cold soda and enjoy?