Sunday, November 4, 2007

Police Want to Reunite 75 Stolen Gnomes With their Owners

Springfield, Oregon Police are investigating the theft of 75 yard gnomes that disappeared from all over the city's neighborhoods, and ended up in a family's yard.

Frogs, turtles, ducks, rabbits and all sorts of creatures comprise this gathering of ornamental yard ornaments. As they are now inhabiting the police department, Captain Richard Harrison with Springfield Police and his detectives says they are exploring ways to get these ornaments back to their homes.

I think police should be looking at the gnome as the prime suspect of this cult like gathering of lawn ornaments. That's just my opinion though.

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