Talking Gadget Theater II: The Kindle 2 and iPod Shuffle perform Wrath of Khan

iTunes is better than tarot cards

The rules are simple: The answers for these questions are whatever song titles come up at random.  All credit to Dennis for this survey

You are known as: " Stoppin' the Love", KT Tunstall (I hope not)
Your parents wedding song: " The Rainbow Connection", Sarah McLachlan (That is just so wrong)
Your funeral song: " Don't Cry", John Wetton (Wow... that's kinda spooky.  That's actually one I would like)
What you think of the world: " To Go Beyond (II)", Enya.
How you're feeling today: " Get Up and Go” Damone
The song that will be stuck in your head for weeks on end: " The Best Thing” Relient K
Your boyfriend/girlfriend sings this to you: " Running Down a Dream", Tom Petty
Your theme song: " Simple," Glen Phillips (That's funny)
This should be your screen name: " Who Can It Be Now?” Colin Hay (This survey rules)
How to resolve a fight: " Only Time Will Tell” - Asia (These are all real answers)
This is playing in the background of your first date: "Desperately Wanting” – Better than Ezra. (I’m laughing so hard, I am crying here.  I promise it's on shuffle!)
You get down to: " Cautioners” Jimmy Eat World 
You headbang to this: " One Little Girl” – Toad the Wet Sprocket
Song of escape: " The World I Know” – Collective Soul (That's nice)
Picture this song as an opera: " Panama” – Van Halen (That's quite the visual)
Picture this one as hardcore metal screamo: " Hey Baby” – No Doubt
What happens when you find true love: " Wicked Game” – Chris Issac (Insert jokes here)
Dramatic music: " Roads To Madness” - Queensryche
This morning when you looked in the mirror: " Numb” – Linkin Park (lol)
This song gets your adrenaline rushing: " Stroller Town” – Jonathan Coulton (I knew I was pathetic, but wow...)
You truly hate this song: " Lips like Sugar” - Seal
When you're depressed this one makes it all better: " You to Thank” – Ben Folds
The definition of reality television: " Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” – U2 (This should be the theme song to "Rock of Love II"
You sing this one at the top of your lungs: " Subdivisions” - Rush (Nice choice iTunes!)
Teenage angst theme: " Just Can't Get Enough”- Depeche Mode
Boyfriend/girlfriend issues: " Beauty and the Mess” – Nickel Creek (LOL)
Your marriage song: " Best of You” – Foo Fighters (That's a nice one)
The divorce song: " Lullaby (The Divorce Song)” – Stephen Lynch (I SWEAR THIS REALLY CAME UP NEXT!!!)
Prom song: " Pain Lies on the Riverside” – Live (Oh how true it was)
Summer vacation jam: " Since U Been Gone” – Kelly Clarkson (Road trip to southern Utah and TGI Friday's potato chips!)
This is how you feel about life: " Underneath Days” – Bob Mould (Only on bad days)
First day of college: " The Way We Get By” – Spoon (That's funny!)
Overall life theme song: "Might As Well Have Fun” – Alice Peacock (Wow, that was a really great finish)

That's what she said.

Hide your I-Pod from would be thieves

Hide your I-Pod in a Microsoft Zune! No one will want to steal it if they think it's a Zune! For a really geeky laugh, click their order button.

http://hideapod.com/

From their Frequently Asked Questions page:

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Can I choose my Zune color?
Sorry, no. We only use brown Zunes for the maximum anti-theft protection.

How can you do this so cheap?
There were a lot of disappointed kids last Christmas who wanted an iPod but were given a Zune by some well-meaning friend or relative. Consequently, there is a glut of Zunes available on eBay every day. We buy ‘em cheap and throw away the guts to make our product at a great price.

Will all iPod models (and iPhone) fit?
Of course! The Zune is so incredibly huge that there’s plenty of room for any iPod or iPhone along with your choice of accessories, a sack lunch, and maybe a small cat.

Do you make the Zune control wheel scroll the iPod?
The Zune control wheel is a fake. Get over it! The Zune looks like it has a scroll wheel on the front but it’s just a round hunk of plastic with a few buttons under it. There’s not much we can do about that.

Does my iPod gain any of the Zune features?
We leave the Zune’s wifi circuitry in place, but disconnected. It will then work just about as well with your iPod as it does with a regular Zune.

Do I get the Zune headphones too?
Of course. Getting rid of those shiny white ear buds is a key part of the anti-theft system. We provide the original brown earbuds because we certainly don’t have any other use for them.